Episode 46

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8th Nov 2026

Episode 46: "Teaching the Same Course as Someone Who Isn't Doing CI"

Sharing a course with a colleague who teaches nothing like you do is one of the more awkward realities of a language department, and this episode of Comprehend THIS! tackles it directly. Pamela and I are joined by guest host Adam Brown to talk about what happens when a comprehensible input classroom sits right next to one that isn't, and how to navigate a shared assessment or pacing guide without it becoming a fight.

Adam Brown, known to his students as "Señor Café," has taught Spanish and French for twelve years. He studied in Colombia, which still shapes the Spanish he brings to class. Adam is a committed Comprehensible Input/ADI practitioner who traded grammar drills for acquisition grounded in Krashen's research, so his classes run on rich, understandable input: guided conversation, shared writing and reading, and quick comprehension checks. Much of his career has been spent practicing CI in schools where grammar-first instruction is the norm, which has made him skilled at adapting acquisition-driven teaching to established curricula and showing, through student results, what CI can do.

Most CI teachers aren't working in isolation. There's usually a colleague down the hall, a co-teacher, or another section of the same course being taught in a completely different way. In this episode, we talk through the first time we each realized just how different our classrooms actually were, the moment a common final or a student's comparison made that difference impossible to ignore, and where we've compromised versus held firm on a shared curriculum.

We also get into what's actually helped us coexist with differently-teaching colleagues, how to advocate for a comprehensible input approach without turning it into a department conflict, how to fit CI into a curriculum you didn't write, and what we wish more departments understood about running multiple methodologies under one roof. This one's for anyone quietly navigating a hallway split between two very different classrooms.

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Transcript
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Hello and welcome to episode 46.

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I can't believe November's already almost

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going through so fast. I can't

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believe

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October went fast. Before we know it

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we're gonna be on winter break.

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But you are not teaching in a vacuum

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somewhere down the hall or right across

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the shared curriculum document.

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There's a colleague teaching

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the exact same course as you

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in a way that looks

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nothing like your classroom.

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And at some point a common final

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student comparing notes, a department

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meeting that goes sideways,

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that difference stops being theoretical.

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This week, Pamela and I

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are talking about what to do when your

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counterparts are not teaching with CI.

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So when it comes to being

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the one CI room in a

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hallway full of verb charts,

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we're not just speculating. We're

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living it because I know I've

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got that going on right now.

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We're talking about the moment the

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difference became impossible to ignore,

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the trickiest parts of compromising on a

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shared pacing guide,

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and how to fit

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acquisition driven teaching

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to establish curricula and let student

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results do the arguing

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for us. Not a take down

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of anyone's methodology.

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A real conversation

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about what it's actually like

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if you've ever sat in a department

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meeting doing math on how differently

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your rooms are running.

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Welcome to comprehend this real talk for

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real language teachers.

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No drills, no dry theory, just honest

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stories, practical ideas,

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and a reminder you're not alone in the CI

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trenches. Let's dive in.

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And welcome Pamela. How

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are we doing this weekend?

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Hello Scott. I'm doing great. It's my

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youngest son's birthday today.

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So we got birthday

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celebrations after we're done here.

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Awesome, awesome. How

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old is he going to be?

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Oh my god, he's 21. My

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little baby is 21. Oh yikes.

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21. I remember that age. I

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remember that age. I was so mad.

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You know, I have the beard only because

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it makes me look older

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because when I was younger,

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I went, I was what, 20 something and I

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went to go see a Batman

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movie and they carded me because

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for a PG-13 movie, they didn't think I

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was old enough to go to

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see a movie by myself.

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I was like, what the heck? I think I was

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older than the kid taking the tickets.

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So when I turned 21, you know, when

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you're 21, you're like, I

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don't drink, but you're proud to

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go buy your first, you know, alcohol

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drink. So I went to the

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grocery store, I bought a bottle of

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vodka just to sit because I liked, well,

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I liked absolute the

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advertisement back in the 90s.

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That was why I bought it. I never drank

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it. But I go in there

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and I see the sign says,

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"We card everybody under 40." Right? So

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I'm all excited. I got

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my driver's license ready.

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I'm ready to show them. I go in there and

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they don't card me.

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And I said, "Excuse me,

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do I look over 40 to you?" Because that's

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when you want to be carded, right?

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That's funny. So I was like, what the

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heck? What the heck? I just

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did a week. I got carded for

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not being 13. And then you think I'm over

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40. That is too funny.

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Yeah, I've had a lot of friends

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who grew beards. Heck, my husband has a

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beard, probably because he

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thought he looked too young.

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So that's the reason I keep the dang

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thing. Yeah. All the maintenance. But so

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today we are talking

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about our colleagues. And I want to

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preface this. This is not against any

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particular person. And

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although we're talking about our

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colleagues, it's not that

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they're not effective teachers.

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It's not that they aren't effective

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colleagues. They just

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think differently than we do.

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Absolutely. And this is the struggle I'm

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going through right now,

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is I'll talk about a lot.

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My next door neighbor, whom I love to

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pieces, this is his 40th

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year teaching. And he uses the

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audio-lingual method and he teaches out

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of the book. And that's

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what he's done for 40 years.

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I am not about to tell him he's not doing

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it right. He is doing it

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fine. He knows what he's doing.

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He knows his pedagogy. That's his

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preferred method. So yeah,

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we'll talk a lot about that.

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Exactly. I mean, for most of my career, I

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have worked in a CI

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district, or at least a CI school.

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So my first four years, when I learned

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about CI, I was all on my own. Nobody

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else did it. And they

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were like, butting heads with me. They

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did not want me to do it.

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They're like, blah, blah, blah.

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Because they were like, we're teaching to

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the AP exam. And at that

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time, the exam had grammar.

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So I had to teach the grammar. So I found

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kind of a mixed middle, a mixing of the

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CI and the textbook.

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But then I went to Vegas. And in Vegas, I

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was in a CI school. I

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worked in two schools there,

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same district, but two schools. And we

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were all CI. We all believed in the same

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thing. And it worked

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really, really well. When I moved to

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California, I back to California and I

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taught middle school.

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They wanted CI. They were only hiring CI

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teachers. So they were starting the

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program from scratch,

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they wanted to start at CI. So for 11

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years, I did that. Then

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when I decided to leave middle

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school and go back to high school, it was

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a little easier than it is

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now. But they worked off of a

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textbook. But I worked at the Career and

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Tech Academy. So I was

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literally by myself. I didn't

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they were four miles down the road at the

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main high school. So I

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didn't have that, you know,

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that conflict all the time. And we didn't

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really PLC like we were

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supposed to. What we spent our

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PLC time doing was recreating the

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midterms in the finals twice a year,

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every year for every level,

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even though what we taught was the same.

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And then we did not end up

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with a midterm or a final until

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the week before we had to give it. It was

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stressful. Oh my gosh. And

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here I am now. And I have a

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colleague like you. He's not been

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teaching that long, but at least in the

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public schools, he's

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retired military. But he did teach in the

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military language

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Spanish. Right. And that's

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audio lingual. Yeah. And he is in, you

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know, his 60s, he's got to be

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in his 60s, because he says,

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it's time for me to retire now again,

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because the kids are starting to get to

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him. He's a great guy,

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really a great guy. And he has an

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enthusiasm for his language. He's, you

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know, but he teaches very

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differently. Now he's open to the way

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that I that, you know, using CI is, but

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his experience was it

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maybe 15 years ago, with very little

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training, he goes, it was

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way much harder than using

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the textbook. And our district is going a

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little bit differently

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because, and this is where our

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conflict came. It's not on the

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methodology to start. The conflict came

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because we're a weird

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school. Let me start off with that way.

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So the high school I teach

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at, we don't give D's and F's.

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We're a college prep high school. So

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since colleges don't

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accept anything lower than a C,

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we don't give anything lower than a C. If

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they earn lower than a

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C, it's called no credit,

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they get no credit for it. It's not a D,

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it's not an F, it's just no

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credit. And they have to repeat

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the course. But then we have something

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else called a grad grade. So if the

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counselor or the parents

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request, they are not college bound. They

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can get credit for the

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class at a 60%, 60 to 69,

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but they can't move on to the next level.

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And they can't, they have

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to sign a document saying

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that they know that this does not meet

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the California

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requirements for being college ready.

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And so all they're looking for is a

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diploma. Well, we had this

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document and it was too vague.

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So the assistant principal in charge of

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that was saying ours is too

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vague, and it can't be tied to

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a percentage because it's always been

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tied to a percentage. And it

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needs to be tied to a standard.

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And so the guy, this we've had a couple

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meetings and the meeting,

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we're supposed to be 10 minute

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meetings about this document that we had

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to recreate and they

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turned into hour and a half,

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meetings every time because he didn't

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want to change. And he

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didn't understand why the change

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was there. And he didn't understand why

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percentages were bad. And it's like,

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because it's communication

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to the parents, you have to be able to

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tell them where are they falling down?

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You can't say, well,

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they're falling down on tests. What does

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that mean? What part of

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the test? And although he

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teaches all the standards, he didn't

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think he did. He goes, I

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don't do that. I don't do that.

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I don't do that. Like you do it. You just

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don't separate it out. We haven't

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separated out. Yeah,

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we haven't separate out. So it's easier.

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So you would have to go back

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to your test and see, okay,

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which of these are listening questions?

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Which of these are reading

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questions? Which of these are

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speaking type questions? And you have to

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go back to the test and then

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do the math retroactively to

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find out what percentage of each part did

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he get? Where I set my

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grade book from the beginning,

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where I just look at my grade book and

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see all that defined. Oh,

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doing the math retroactively.

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What a headache that is. And I learned a

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years ago, I mean,

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technically, if you think about it,

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our textbook books already do this. We

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just put the whole test as

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one grade. But if you look at

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the final, it's got a listening part, a

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reading part, a grammar

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part, a culture part, you know,

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it's got them all broken down. It's just

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we put it all together and

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say there's 100 questions.

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It's out of 100. And you give your

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percentage when you could

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just give your percentages based

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on each little section. And I always say,

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here's the difference. This

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is why I set mine up this way.

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I use Play-Doh as a good metaphor. Like

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you got your different colors of

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Play-Doh, and they're

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all separate. And you can say, oh, this

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is a green Play-Doh. This is a yellow

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Play-Doh. This is red

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Play-Doh. This is blue Play-Doh. But once

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you give it to a two year

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old, they miss it all together.

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And you get this gray ball of gray

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Play-Doh. And you have no idea what

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colors actually became part of

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that. Well, that's that overall score

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when you put all the

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standards and you measure them all

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together at the same time. When we really

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need to know what

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percentage of blue Play-Doh went into

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this ball, what percentage of green

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Play-Doh went into this ball, and it's

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just easier keeping them

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separate than it is to. Absolutely. Oh,

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this is very similar to an

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argument I just have in my

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department. So yeah. And he's like, when

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I was telling, I had

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another parent, and they were

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questioning the grades in my department,

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not my department chair,

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my AP was going through with

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them. And she goes, I really like how you

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once you've explained

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how it's broken down to me.

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I like this because I can see right away,

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I don't know your standards,

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but I can see right away the

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gradebook. And I was telling that at

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lunch, and the guy was

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sitting next to me, he's like,

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don't be saying it out loud too many

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times, because they're

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going to make all of us do it.

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Because he is a straight percentage. And

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being his age group, we

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were all raised with straight

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percentages. And you know, 70 was passed,

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60 was passing, and

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anything lower than 60 wasn't.

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And that's what it was. It was all that

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type of grading. Yeah. And

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so that was the big conflict

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that we're having right now. And we

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talked last week also about how the

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gradebook is set up for

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that traditional way of looking at

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grading. And you have to be really

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clever. If you want to show

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your standards and meeting the standards

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and the students growth,

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you've got to be really clever

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gradebook because they are dinosaurs. And

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that's where the first

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conflict comes from me because

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up until, let's see, my first four years,

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I could do my gradebook

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anyway I wanted. Nobody cared

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because we weren't in sync back in the

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early 2000s. They didn't

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require us to all have the same

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gradebook. Right? Yeah. And then from

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2005 until 2020, I don't know, 23,

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somewhere around there.

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I was at various schools, but all CI

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departments. And we came up

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with kind of my system that I've

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been using all the time to come up with

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grades. So it's worked fine.

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Coming from my school before

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they had a defined amount of grades. So

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much had to be assessment. So

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much had to be the final. So

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much had to be practice, etc. And then I

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had to find a way to make my

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system work within that. So

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I would just break up the assessments

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into listening,

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reading, speaking, and writing,

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break up the homework and listening,

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reading, speaking, writing,

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and break up the final into

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listening, reading, speaking, and

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writing. It's easier at this school

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because they went with just

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a straight 70-30, 70 assessments, 30

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homework. And so I broke

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mine down just the same way.

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But I do have one category. It's worth

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5%. Is it 5%? I don't think it's that

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high. Maybe it's 3% or

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4%. It's whatever the leftover was. That

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is for stuff that I'm just

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checking. Did they do it or not?

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Right, right. That really doesn't inform.

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Because they need that contact.

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They need that contact with the language.

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Yeah. Yeah. So they inform

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me. They don't inform me at

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all about the language skills that they

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have. But it's usually

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low-level practice that I don't want

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to ding them for just starting out with

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something. So I just give

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them completion grades for it.

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But I've got, I had to work within that.

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So like my writing is 20%.

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My writing assessments are 20%

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of my 70% that's allotted for

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assessments. And that's quizzes and

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tests, whatever goes in there.

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So I've had, that's kind of what I'm

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fighting with. And then we'll talk more

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about the CI part. But

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it starts with that grade book. When you

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have, we all have to, like

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you said, we all have to be

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graded the same way on the same test at

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the same time. And we are not

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robots. And they always say,

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"But the kid could switch from one school

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to the other." Or they

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could switch from one class.

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And I'm like, "How often does that

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happen?" And guess what? I

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mean, it does happen. It does

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happen that at the semester, I'll get a

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kid who moves into the

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district. And if generally they're

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behind where I am. But it's okay. Because

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you know what? I like to

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think I'm a good teacher.

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I think I could catch him up.

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It's not a big deal. You know?

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But it doesn't happen very often. And

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guess what? It happened in

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the 80s too. And nobody worried

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about it. We all survived. We all

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survived. And he's reminding me, I had a

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kid who came in in Vegas,

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maybe a month, month and a half into

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Spanish one. And he comes to me at the

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end of the class. He's

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like, "I'm in the wrong class." He's

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like, "What are you saying?" He goes,

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"I'm thinking, are you

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supposed to be in Japanese? Are you

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supposed to be in German or

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French?" He's like, "I'm supposed

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to be in Spanish one." I'm like, "And

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this is AP Spanish." And I'm like, "No,

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this is Spanish one."

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He goes, "But you're speaking all in

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Spanish." And I'm like,

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"Yeah, that's what we're doing in

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class. We're learning Spanish." He was

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like, "Oh my God, because

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we didn't do that." You know,

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it is old school. Yeah. And you know,

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I've had that so many times,

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but it's fine because I feel

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like I can catch them up. Yeah. I feel

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like it's not a difficult thing. I'm

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using comprehensible

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techniques. You'll be able to figure it

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out. I've got scaffolds for you. I know

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how to differentiate.

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Don't panic. Just don't drop my class.

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Yeah. It'll take a little

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while, but you will get to where

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you need to be. As long as you do your

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work, your end of the

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work. Yep. That's it exactly.

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That's it exactly. Exactly. So go ahead

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and tell us your situation

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and then we can go. Okay. So my

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situation is absolutely crazy. I'm the

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only French teacher in the

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whole district for miles around,

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probably. I don't even think the other

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districts have French. I love

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it. I get to do whatever the

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heck I want. If I want to have a fake

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Tour de France around the

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school and call it my final exam,

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I can do that. So whatever the heck it's

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great. Okay. I'm the only

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Japanese teacher four miles

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around. Okay. My Japanese class, we do

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all sorts of crazy stuff. I

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love it. I'm one of five Spanish

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teachers in the district and we've got

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the PLT mandate right now

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and it is driving me bonkers.

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We never argued before. We always worked

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out of the same textbook.

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Okay. We're using this textbook

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fine. I can pace my EPRS stories with

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that textbook. I can pace my

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projects with that textbook.

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I will do exactly what you guys are doing

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on basically the same

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day. But now that we have to

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do common formative assessments and I'm

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like, I'm a language teacher. I'm doing

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formative assessments

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every 10 minutes. Okay. It's not a big

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deal to do a formative assessment. You

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should be doing that.

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If we sit down and say, Oh, we're going

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to have a formative assessment about this

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in two weeks on block, it's no longer a

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formative assessment. That's not what

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formative assessment

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means. Formative assessment informs me,

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do I speed up? Do I slow down? Are my

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students getting it?

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Okay. But all right. So fine. We agreed

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on our common formative

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assessments, which was a fairly

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good because we just said, let's use

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BlueKit. There's all that

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data there. The district can't

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argue with us. We can keep our meetings

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to 10 minutes because we

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can look at the data and say,

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yeah, okay, the data is the data. Fine.

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But now the district's

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doing this bait and switch thing

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where we have to do common summative

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assessments. And I was not expecting to

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fight with my department

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because I've never fought with my

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department. We always get along great,

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but I am project-based

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and they are not. And suddenly they

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wanted to present me with a

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fill in the blank multiple

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choice. And Scott, you taught out of Paso

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a Paso, you told me, and now it's

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Otentico. And that first

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pade empasar is all over the place. I'm

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probably lagging, I think. I

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see my, I'm off. Anyway, so

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it is all over the place. And they wanted

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to give this like long 10

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page, fill in the blank multiple

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choice on the weather, on school

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supplies, on the date, on the time. And

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there was no connection

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between them. And I was like, whoa, whoa,

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hold on, hold on. We don't

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have to give a final exam

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on all of these things at once. We can

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give a weather exam on this

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day. We can give us a time

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exam on this day. We don't have to put it

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all in one thing and have

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the students sitting at their

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desk, eyes glazing over. That's number

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one. Number two, multiple

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choice and fill in the blanks.

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All right, if you want to do that as a

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common formative assessment,

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I can do that because that's

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a five minute thing, you know, like fill

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in these, bubble in these three things,

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you know. But this is

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not a transferable skill. The students

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are not applying what they

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learned. They just know how

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to fill in the blank or bubble in

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something. And so I was like, no,

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absolutely no, no, no, no, no,

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we're going to do this. I'm going to go

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rogue because that I, I

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did that my very first year

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teaching. I did the stupid sit down essay

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and the short answer, write

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it out in the multiple choice

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and the bubble. And it was a hundred

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points for, you know, 20 pages. I am

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never doing that again.

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Never, never, never. I did not feel like

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the students got

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anything out of it. I felt like

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it was too much work for me. Um, it

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doesn't really tell me what

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the students know. It tells me,

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can the students bubble in something? So,

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so that was our very,

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very first argument. And then

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because we had, um, two vice principals

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and a principal sitting

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in with us while we were

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having this discussion, they were

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starting to say, I'm sorry, Pamela,

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you're being outvoted.

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And I'm like, Nope, Nope, sorry. I'm not

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going to do it. Not going to do it.

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Because there's ways for

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us to, to, to measure the same thing with

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different methods.

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Okay. So my colleague who's

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been teaching for 40 years, he uses the

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audio lingual method and

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nothing else. He has his students

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memorize a skit for their summative

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assessment. Okay. So his

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students have memorized a skit.

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They're getting in front of the class.

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They're performing me. I've

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got a project going on. I'm

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walking around the class with a little

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clipboard and I'm eavesdropping on the

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students while they're

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playing a game with each other or doing

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the project with each

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other. I can hear them talking.

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Okay. So we're still measuring the same

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stuff. It's just that

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his is in a different,

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more regimented way. And mine is more

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organic, but we're still

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measuring the same stuff. And we

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still use the same rubric and we don't

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have a problem with

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that. So that's where I'm at.

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I'm lucky. In my old school, the, my, my

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comeback high school, they

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really didn't understand what

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a PTC is and a, you know, you know,

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working in that, in that

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community and what exactly was

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entailed. They were all over the place.

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So they just said, Oh,

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well, we should have one common

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formative assessment per before the

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midterm and one before the

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final. And it never happened.

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It just never happened. We had the same

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final exam that we worked

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on. And it was written at

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the last minute. This school, it's not,

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it hasn't come down from the

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admin. It's as my team, we were

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talking. And so he likes to, he likes to

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pad the grade book. He

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doesn't like to fail kids because

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they want to deal with parents. So he's

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like, just give them so much

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so they can't fail. And I'm

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like, but you're not measuring what they

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can do in the language. You're just

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padding the gradebook

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so they can't get lower than a 70%. So

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what we decided was because he

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gives like dozens of quizzes,

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dozens of them about every little minutia

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part, if they are talking

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about the definite indefinite

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article, he's got a quiz on the definite

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indefinite article. If

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they're talking about

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singular and plural, he's got a quiz on

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singular and plural. So I guess

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incorporate that into my

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other ones. And I do not have time to

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give that many quizzes

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because yes, you know, every time

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you're, you're, you're assessing, you're

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not teaching. And

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they're not learning anything.

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That's very true. Their kids are not

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getting input. Yep. And

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there's ways for them to

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demonstrate what they know, that don't

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take the full class period.

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Exactly. And Blaine used to

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always say, and I don't know if this came

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from him or if it got

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somewhere else, I don't know.

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But he said, you can weigh a pig as many

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times as you want

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assessments. But if you don't feed it,

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it ain't getting any fatter. And so I got

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to write that down. If we,

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we can assess them. It's like

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also a state and district assessments. We

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figured out when I was

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teaching middle school, English

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had nine weeks worth of assessments that

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they had to give

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throughout the school year with

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the state ones, the district ones that

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had to be done. You know, it

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takes a long time and you take

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two and a half weeks to three weeks out

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for the California

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standardized tests that we have to

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give. It's called CASP. We have to give.

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So you take that out. Plus every six

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weeks, you're supposed

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to do this district assessment, which

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takes three or four days. When

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you add it all up, they like,

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every six weeks, every six weeks, they

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had to give one. So

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they're like, what the heck?

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We're losing nine to 10 weeks, just an

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assessment. And they're not learning

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during that time. And so

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it's the same kind of thing. So you've

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got to give them that input. So we

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agreed, me and my colleague,

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that our quizzes are never going to line

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up because I'm assessing

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a listening quiz. I have

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a reading quiz, I have a writing quiz,

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and I have a speaking quiz. So

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we decided as a group as well,

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there's only two of us who work together

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on level one, that we are

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going to only give common

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summative assessments, which are the ones

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at the end of the chapters.

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So we did that. So he gave

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me his first one. When at the end of

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chapter one, we're coming to

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the end of chapter two. Now,

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he gave me the first one and I looked at

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him like, he had a reputation for giving

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extremely long tests.

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Because he had to measure the same thing,

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nine different ways to

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prove that they really knew it.

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So his test was, I think it was 46 pages.

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46? It was, it was a lot

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of trees you're killing.

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It was an online assessment. So but we

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had to print it out so I

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could see it. So and when we

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printed out it was 46 pages. I was like,

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Oh my God, it's not even a

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final exam. It was a chapter.

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That's the formatting of your online

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thing. But yeah, I understand.

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No, it was pretty closely formatted. I

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was surprised. But so I

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went through that. And I

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said, Okay, what is he measuring in all

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of these aspects? And

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then I wrote what I called a

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proficiency exam. So he had them having

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to spell their name out.

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And he had them being able to

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say their phone number and all those

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kinds of questions,

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right? So I went through and I

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reorganized the test, I rewrote some of

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the questions, I made

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them less grammar specific,

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and more holistic. And I gave them four

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sections. And it was 10 listening

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questions, 10 reading

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questions, five speaking questions, and

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five writing questions.

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Okay, he says I've never given

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a test this short in my life. It was a

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total of 30 questions. I go

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but look, it measures everything

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that we're supposed to measure. We didn't

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measure presentational writing or

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speaking yet. But it was

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the first chapter. So we were six weeks

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into school, it would

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that'd be too much. But we did

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do interpersonal speaking and writing,

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where they're answering a

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question that they hear.

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And then they answer a question, or that

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they read and then they answer a

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question. So you can

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assess the interpersonal part. Yeah, he

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was like, Oh, my God, it

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took me forever to grade because

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in the past, we've never graded speaking

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and writing in Spanish one. And I'm like,

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how it's that's half the standards. Yeah.

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So I mean, I agree with.

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So it was all like comprehension or

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there's only listening and reading and

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grammar. Okay. So um, I

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said, Well, we got to measure all

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the standards. I do believe in delaying

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the writing and the speaking assessments

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because they have to

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have their silent period in there. Right.

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I mean, it's not that we're

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not doing it. I just don't

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measure it too early. Because then the

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grades start to go down.

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Because I find in listening

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and reading, most of my kids are A's and

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B's. But when when you add

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the writing and the speaking,

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that's the differentiator. That really

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tells me where whether skill really is.

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Tell me this because I just gave a

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writing assessment. It was

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we finally came to a consensus

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my department, and we decided we were

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going to do a little comic book. And the

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students could write

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the characters talking however they

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wanted. And that would be it.

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And um, I know my colleagues

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being very by the book, they want to see

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the exact um, son las dos es

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la una. But I had some students

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who were experimenting with language. And

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this made me so happy. Like

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at the end, the last thing

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they had to do was have the characters

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say goodbye to each other. And some of

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them they were doing

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weird stuff with me that are in bed,

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because they wanted to say nos beimos,

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but they couldn't remember

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nos beimos. And it was like they were

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just doing weird stuff. But

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I was like, Yeah, you use me,

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Dar. I'm so proud of you. I'm not going

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to count you off on that.

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Because I want to see that

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experimentation. I want to see you

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working at I plus one, the zone of

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proximal development.

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And I'm not sure how my colleagues

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graded, but I was like,

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you're using vocabulary,

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you're using it wrong. The grammar is not

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there. But I don't want

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to like start dinging you

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for experimenting because

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I want to encourage that.

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Yeah, I always have my rule. I don't I'll

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make comments about

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things that you are pushing

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yourself towards, but we haven't learned

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yet. Yeah, never mark

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down for that. And one of the

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things we've been doing, I've been trying

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to get the my colleagues

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and they're all on board,

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actually, they like the rubrics. I went

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through actful rubrics,

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and made rubrics for all the

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different parts. So listening and

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reading, presentational speaking,

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interpersonal speaking,

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presentational writing and interpersonal

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writing made all those rubrics

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for levels one through three.

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And in those rubrics, because actful

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isn't mentioned anything

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about grammar, right? They're

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talking about results. That's what it

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was. It didn't say they had

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the correct verb form. It said

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minimal errors, or a lot of errors. And

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we wrote it that so first

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semester level one would be

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the goal. So our goal is the B. A is

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superstar. But our B is our goal is not

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right. Oh, for first

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semester and everything. We expect them

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by December to be novice

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low in listening, reading,

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speaking and writing. Yeah, so that would

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be the B. And then the A was

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novice mid. And then before

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underneath novice low, because there

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really isn't anything

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under novice low in act right,

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we called it emerging. Yes, emerging was

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getting a C. And so I put

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these rubrics in there. And then

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I went to I know, I'm, I always talk

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about AI, but it's assistant for me. I

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use those rubrics, I said,

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can you give me an example, a sample of

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what a student can do at

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each of these levels? So we

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actually got concrete texts. So that made

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us calibrate the rubric

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to each other. And they go,

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and it showed this emerging in writing in

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emerging and writing it

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showed that 80% of the words were

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in English. And 20% of the words were in

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Spanish. Yeah, but they just

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put them randomly in there.

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And it said it said that's emerging at

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this level, right? Because they got

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isolated words. Yeah,

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you've got the isolated words in there.

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They are learning some

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language. It's obvious,

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native speakers are going to have a lot

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of trouble understanding because it's

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been if it because it's

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always assumed that they don't speak

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English, it's they only speak

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Spanish. So they gave everybody

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including the kids, examples of what

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everything looked like on the

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page. Yeah, yeah. And so that

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was really, really helpful to come up

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with that. So we have it. So novice low

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is our goal for level

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one first semester, novice mid is our

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goal for novice for level

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one second semester, because

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you should be at intermediate mid. They

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don't even say you'll get

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to intermediate advance.

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Akhbiel says, average for person will be

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intermediate mid by the

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end of level four or AP or

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whatever you call it in your school. So

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we went with that. So in

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level two, first semester,

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looks just like second semester of level

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one. So our goal is novice mid with

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novice high being the

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goal. And then at the end of level two,

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we have novice high is

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being the goal. And then

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intermediate low is that A. And then for

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level three, because

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intermediate is really a long,

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slow process. Right, there's a like a hue

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plateau. And it just takes a it's a

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geometric progression.

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Right. Yeah. So we we said, we're not

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going to have two

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separate rubrics for level three.

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Our goal is to have intermediate low be

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their goal the whole year. So

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intermediate low is their goal.

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And then intermediate high, I mean,

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intermediate mid would be that A level,

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because there are kids

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who catch on quicker and can write more

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paragraph discourse and more connected

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sentences. But doing

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that and then having the AI give us the

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actual examples because I

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used to Google and it's harder

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to find them. I used to Google at what a

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kindergarten English paper

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looked like. Yeah, so that could

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show the kids this is what I'm expecting.

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Yeah, there's a cat. The

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cat is fat. The cat is fat

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and black. You know, very repetitive,

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very short. But it's harder

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and harder to find because of

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FERPA laws. No one's taking pictures of

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the kids work and putting it

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online. So I I'm finding it

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more and more difficult. So AI is

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actually generating these

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samples that I can talk with my

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kids and be able to see. And so kudos to

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you for sharing it with

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your kids not keeping it a big

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secret. Yeah, right. I did right. As I I

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told Pamela before we

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started, we did our first quick

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and before I did that, we went over this

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whole all the rubrics for

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level one for writing by the end

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of semester one, which we're getting to

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it in December. And they

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had the examples I printed out

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for them, I gave it to them, they have it

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in their notebooks to save

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and be able to refer back to

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as needed. And it helped them clarify

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exactly what I'm looking at. And I'll

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tell you, I had never

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doing quick writes for 25 years have ever

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had a kid start at novice

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low. Because you really look

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at novice low, it's being able to copy

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what's there. So I'm not a slow in

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Japanese. I might not

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do the strokes in the right order. But I

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can make my letters look just like the

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characters, you know,

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it'll take me a long time. But I can make

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it look like that,

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right? If I really work at it,

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and making lists. Those are the two

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things that are really

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the list things. And so I'm

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not a slow in any language that you can

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put in front of me that I can read.

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Right, right. Absolutely.

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I mean, I know what I'm saying, but I can

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copy, right? So yeah, my

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kids always start at novice

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low when they write if you wait long

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enough. So we know it's now, you know,

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beginning of November,

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we've been going since August. So they

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know more than five words at

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this point. They're past novice

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low. Exactly. And I read through all of

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the essays, 197 of them. And

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some of them were already at

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novice mid. That makes you feel so good,

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doesn't it? And then some

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were actually at novice high.

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Wow. Yeah. And so they were all scared.

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And it's really when you have these

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examples, and you can

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go back and you say, Yep, it looks just

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like that one. So you don't you have the

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rubric in your head,

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but you don't always know what that looks

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like on paper. And I

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noticed before I would go through

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and go, I graded a whole bunch of go and

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I noticed that I'm like, I'm

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giving this one this a higher

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grade than I gave it in the beginning,

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because it was harder on them in the

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beginning, and I had to

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go back because I didn't have that image

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in my head of what I was

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actually looking for. Yeah.

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My image was leftover from the year

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before. Yeah, I didn't last year where

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I'm like, I'm expecting

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my kids to be where they were at the end

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of last year for level one.

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And I forget that they're just

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starting level one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah,

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that's always that's always

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a danger. You know, you're

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reminding me that I think one of the best

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things that happened to me

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as a teacher, I was on the

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board for deciding our standards for

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Washington State. And we got stamp

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training. This is the I

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forget what stamp stands for. It's the

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Avant test. If you want to

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prove that you already speak a

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language or whatever, to get credit,

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okay. And I remember taking

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that test and it had all the

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exemplars in it. This is scored novice

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mid because blah, blah, blah, this is

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scored intermediate high

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because they've got the transition words

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they've got. You can't

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change the order of the sentences.

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They have to be in that order, you know,

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and all that stuff. And this

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was like really good for me

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to like see and understand. And the thing

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that blew me away, totally blew me away,

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is that because my colleagues are so by

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the book, it turns out,

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and of course, you know this,

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for our listeners, conjugation is not a

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novice skill. Like it

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totally blew me away that you can

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have a noun and a verb and the verb does

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not have to match the noun.

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You're still going to get rated

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fairly high if you are making something

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intelligible. And so

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I think that was like

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really important for me to learn. That

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comprehensible part is

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so important. And because

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when I had AI do this with our rubrics,

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first of all, they couldn't

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dispute the rubrics because

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they're coming from the national

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standards. So we can't say,

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well, you're gearing the rubric

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towards your class. No, I'm looking at

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the standards. I can't

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write it in there. And then

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we're just assigning the level grade. And

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what I liked about having

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the rubrics on there, first

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of all, especially for the kids is and

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that A is the next step up.

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They see where they have to

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grow to. They see what that goal is. They

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can see that example. And then it says,

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it showed the sample

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and then my the AI put in there, this

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isn't scored novice low because and it

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gave some bullet points.

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So kids could actually see it. And one of

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the activities I'm going

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to do is I'm going to have

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AI write some quick writes that are

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different samples. I used to

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use kids ones and I used to

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retype them, but it took a long time

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because I would fix the errors as I'm

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typing with subconsciously.

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I just scan them and I cover over the

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student's name. Well,

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because sometimes you know the

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handwriting or the handwriting is pretty

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bad nowadays. Yeah. And

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the handwriting, they can

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either they recognize it or they can't

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read it. So I always would

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because I did this my first year,

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then I just keep using those same ones.

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And so they have some

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that are like that too. Yeah,

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I have some that are like that too. But

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I'm going to have AI do it.

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And then I what I do is I give

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the kids the samples, put them in small

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groups. I have them let them score it.

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Yeah, let them score.

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And then I go how many gave it a C? How

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many gave that's a Dylan

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Williams technique? Yeah.

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And then we talk about it and we discuss

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why we did it. And I go, I

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would have given it here. And

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I find out that 90% of the kids would

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have graded it harder than I

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do. Which is typical. I think

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that's typical. But what's nice about

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that is they really get an

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idea for what I'm looking for,

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and why I'm looking for that. So it helps

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them to own that rubric,

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which is really, really important.

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Which is really, really important. So I

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rewrote that proficiency, we

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got to do it again for level

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for chapter two, because we're coming to

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the end of the chapter two. He just

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complained it took a

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long time because he had a grade the

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writing and the speaking. And it does

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take longer when it's

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recorded and you're listening to it. It

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does. He's like, can I just

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have him talk to me? I'm like,

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you can, but you are so afraid of

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parents. And now I know him too, at this

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school, that you need to

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record as a backup. You've got to record

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it. Oh, yeah, yeah, you've

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got your, because if they

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question you, you've got to be able to go

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back and say, you can't say,

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well, I took these notes and

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this is what I saw. I'd be like, how do

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you, I don't know. I didn't hear it.

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Right along the way.

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So I like having that concrete. So, and I

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tried it one year where I

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would just hit the record

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button on my computer every time a kid

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came up to me. But I was

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going to say, oh, yeah, I would

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always forget or something like that. So

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this I found just as

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easier where I can record the

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questions. The kid listens to them at

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their own pace and then they

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answer the questions right in

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there. I do the video so that I can see

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if they're reading off something or if

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someone's whispering

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in their ear. So I like the video

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component there. But yeah.

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Do you give them think time

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between when they read the question and

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when they answer? It's on

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their own. So they do get that.

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So it's completely on their own. On

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practices, I give them

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hints. On the actual assessments,

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I take those hints away. So like the hint

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might say, if it says,

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how old are you? It'll say,

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remember in Spanish, we don't use is with

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age. We use has. And I get

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two hints for every question.

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And I go saying, I have is Tangle. And so

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it doesn't show them the

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hints unless they look,

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they have to actually click the button.

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They have to click on it. Okay. So it

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doesn't show them right

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off the bat. So they can start select

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what level of scaffolding

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they need. And just because you

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click the hint button, it only shows you

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the first hint first. Then you have to

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click it again to see

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it. And I can add more hints if I wanted

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in there. I just don't

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have the time to put hints

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on for every single one. But that

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scaffolding for those kids

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who need it. And so during the

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practice, that's completely okay. As we

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get into the test part, I don't want to

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give that scaffolding

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anymore. But they should have already had

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that scaffolding because

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the practices. Hopefully,

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they did their practice. Right. Well,

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it's graded in our school

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because we have 30% homework,

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which kills me that's so high. Because

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it's practice and they're supposed to be,

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when it's worth 30%, they're afraid to

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fail it. They're afraid

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to make mistakes on it.

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Right. So they're more apt to cheat on it

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because they want that higher grade.

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That's the problem. It's yeah. So it's if

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it's low level practice, I

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just grade it for completion.

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And it's worth less than 5% of my grade.

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But for everything else,

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where it's listening practice,

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reading practice, they actually get a

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grade for it in there.

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And so they do do it because

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of that particular case. And what I like

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is it's just like then they

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say it to that it's just like

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the test is going to be it's just that

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it's labeled practice. So they're not

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seeing in a different

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format or a different way. It's a

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recording, they know it's recording, they

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have to listen to it.

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And with practices, I provide the

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recording in the actual practice for

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listening. So they can

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listen to I only record it once they can

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play as many times they

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need. But on a test, it's only

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played twice just to standardize around

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the nation because

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that's generally the style.

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That's true. That's true.

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Of hearing it only twice. But yeah, I

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allow them to go through and listen to it

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as many times during

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practice. They get that. And I try to

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tell them, see if you can

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do it in only two listens.

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Try not to go to the third or fourth. And

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I had a girl tell me she

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does so well in the practice

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because she can pause

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when she's trying to process.

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Right. Because a lot of problems I think

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is that everything's in

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short term working memory. And

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they hear a word and they're like, I know

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what that is. And then

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they hear the next word and

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they're like, I know what that is. And

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the first word tumbles out of their head.

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Yeah. And what I've been doing to help

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that because I always tell them to

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picture what's going on in

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your head like it were a movie. Because

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after the movie, yeah,

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because after a movie, you can tell

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what happened in the movie. You don't

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have to go back and pause and

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play. And so what I do a lot

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of times is I will do a listening and

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I'll have them draw a picture

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about what I'm talking about,

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make a comic strip so that that helps

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them develop that inner eye to picture

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what's going on in their

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head. I do that with my English class

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too. Yeah. It works really,

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really well. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

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Let's move on. We talked a whole 45

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minutes about grading. The other

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component working with a

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textbook. Yeah. So what's your experience

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with working with a

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textbook or the parameters of the

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textbook and still being. I don't have

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problems with this at all

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because to me, a textbook is a

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roadmap. Okay. It's, you're going to

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start here. You're going to,

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this is one stop along the way.

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This is another stop along the way. This

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is where you end. I, that,

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that to me is just fine. Okay.

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The textbook often gives either too much

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vocabulary or not

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enough vocabulary that's

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relevant to the kids. So I look at it and

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I say, okay, yeah, the

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students really need to know.

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Like, I don't know, we were doing school

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supplies, so they need to

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know pencil. They need to know

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eraser. They need to know a ruler. They

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don't need to know DVD

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recorder, which one of my textbooks

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had for a long time. Mine still does.

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Mine still does. And a CD player. CD

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player. They don't need

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to know that, you know, so nobody, my

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colleagues, when I send them on to

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Español Dos, they are not

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going to notice that my students don't

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remember CBR Cafe. They're

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not going to remember, they're

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not going to notice that, you know. But

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so, you know, what are the essential

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things and then what's

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important to the students, because I know

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that if something's important to the

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students, like we've

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got, we're working out of Oten Tico, and

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we've got Montar in

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Monopatine and Montar in Bicicletta.

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I have a lot of horseback riders. So by

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golly, I'm going to teach

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him Montar in Caballo. Okay.

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I might as well. And they want to know

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how to say, I like to ride a

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horse. I ride my horse every

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Saturday. They want to be able to say

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that they're going to remember it better

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because it's something

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that they're interested in. So I do add a

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little bit extra. There

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are times that I front load

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things. Okay. Now, Oten Tico, I do like

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it, but some of the stuff to

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me is like, why do you wait

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until Capitulo Dos to teach the subject

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pronouns? The students want

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to talk about themselves. They

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want to talk about their friends. They

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want to talk about, they

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want to say things already. Why

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do I have to wait four months before I

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can introduce that? So I front load that.

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And then I've also found

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15 years teaching that the students are

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bright eyed and bushy tailed at the

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beginning of the year.

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They don't know anything. So now's the

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time to say, okay, I know

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that I'm not supposed to teach

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the difference between Serra and Estad

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until six months into the

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school year. By that point,

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the students are going to be confused

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because by that point they're jaded, you

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know? But if I teach

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them Serra and Estad early on that first

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week of school, hey guys,

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English is crazy. We have a

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camera of a verb to be because we had two

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verbs that got smacked

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into one. And in Spanish, it's

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still two separate verbs. Like I can jump

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on that at the beginning of

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the year. The students don't

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know any better. So they'll remember it.

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And especially because

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they're getting all that

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repetition, repetition, repetition that

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they need. They understand it

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by the time the textbook says

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I should introduce it. And so there are

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some things I front load,

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like the subject pronouns,

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difference between, that there are Serra

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and Estad and the difference between

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them. And I go ahead

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and teach them the conjugations for them

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early too, because my

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colleagues are so heavy into

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conjugations. And if I don't start now,

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the students are going

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to struggle in second year

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with them. So yeah, so there's some front

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loading that goes on,

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but I do follow it as

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I'm not jumping around. Okay. I'm not

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saying, Oh, we'll come back

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to this whole chapter later.

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I'm saying, I'm going to front load it.

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You're hearing this stuff

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in our TPRS stories. Anyway,

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you're hearing it in our PQA anyway. You

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might as well understand it

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so that by the time we get

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to it, it's all solid for you. Yeah. And

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I do that without

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intention. Cause I just noticed I'm

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preparing chapter three, um, for my going

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through and figuring out what

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I'm doing. And it's all about

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adjectives. So it's using Serra and Estad

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with those people who don't

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know, don't speak Spanish.

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We have two verbs to be, and they're not

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interchangeable. Um, and so it's listing

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the adjectives that you can use with

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Estad and adjectives you can use with

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Serra. And I'm like,

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I've already been doing this. We've

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already been doing it. Cause I

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can't tell a story about this.

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So, um, I've been front loading, but

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here's my big issues with

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textbook. I've got three of them.

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One, the vocab lists are way too damn

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big. They are just way too

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big. I mean, there are some,

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they differentiated between in my

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textbook that I currently have in both

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days between a eraser on

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the top of a pencil and a regular eraser.

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Yeah. And I'm like, I have

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never had a textbook ever teach

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the Goma ever. And then all of a sudden

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now it's in there. I tend to

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use Goma. Yeah. Yeah. I tend

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to use Boradora. So, um, and then at the

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same time, they're also teaching as

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required vocabulary,

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two different words for the same thing.

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So they're teaching aula, which is

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classroom and salón de

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clase, which is also one pick one. Why

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can we just pick one? Why do

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we have to add more vocabulary

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already on top of a huge list? Yeah. They

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don't need the synonyms until they're at

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intermediate low, you know? Yeah. So

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don't even bother. Then, so they got too

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big of a vocabulary.

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Then they've got outdated vocabulary.

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Yeah. Some of my kids

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know what a DVD player is,

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but they don't know what a CD player is.

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But they're not using

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that word constantly. So it's

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not going to stick in there. Yeah. Yeah.

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That's my point. Can we

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actually use words that they're

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going to actually, and to be truthfully

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and honest, all the

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school supplies, they probably

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ain't going to use once they get out of

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class. Because how many

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times they ask about a ruler

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or an eraser, unless they become an

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office worker, it's probably not high

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frequency vocabulary.

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So those two things. And then my third

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thing is, and I never

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understood it subconsciously,

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but never consciously until Bill Van

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Patten said, textbooks organize grammar

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by what's easiest to

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teach, not what's easiest to learn. So

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they teach gender.

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Absolutely. And gender and that right at

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the beginning and adjective agreement,

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which is late acquired

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grammar. Yeah. And they keep

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subjunctive all the way to level three or

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four before they start

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teaching it. Because subjunctive

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is hard to explain because we're getting

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rid of it in English.

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Because we don't, I always say to

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my students, I'm like, if I was going to

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talk to you about

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subjunctive, I would say if I were going

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to talk to you about subjunctive, because

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that's what it should be. I

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was just an example. If I was

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president, you never were president. So

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you can't say was because was

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is the past tense. So I always

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put that in there too. But it's not easy

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to do to make or to be able

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to use if you just teach it in

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context, because subjunctive is pretty

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early acquired in Spanish.

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Yeah, for little kids. It's

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not a very difficult because it's just

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obvious how you use it. If you don't

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explain it from the rules

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point of view. Right. So they teach the

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things out of order. And

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so for me, a textbook is too

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confining. They it tells me I've got to

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teach this. And they're supposed to know

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it at the end of the

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chapter. And my kids are not going to get

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adjective agreement. Consciously, they

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know it. But it's not

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been internalized. So right, right.

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Coming out of their mouths

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or coming out of their hands.

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It's going to be wrong. So I didn't even

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grade it. Exposure. I

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don't. Yeah, true. True. There's

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a fourth problem with textbooks that we

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didn't talk about yet. That

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is after the chapter. Hey,

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we're done. We don't have to talk about

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this anymore. That's true.

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And the other thing I was

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going to say, we never need to talk about

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it again. You've got it

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permanently forever. There's no

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reason to revisit this. I know. Level

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two, they go what happened to the

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president tense because

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level two is all about the past. And

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they're like, it's still

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there. But they assume you mastered

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it already. The other thing about book,

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our tech like this, this

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kind of drives me crazy too, is

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the textbook doesn't teach past tense

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until second year. It was like, gosh, how

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are we going to talk

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about the weekend chat, you know? Well,

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guys, you know what? Shh,

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don't tell the other teachers,

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you're going to accidentally pick it up

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in my class. Okay. You

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know, it was funny, we did our

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quick writes. And I have my sweet 16 in

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present, past and future up on

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the board. And I had to tell,

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I didn't tell my first class that did the

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right not to write in past tense. I

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didn't tell them that

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I just because we had learned. So they

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looked up on the board for

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all the past tense verbs.

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That's scaffolding. So I told the rest of

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the classes stick to

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present tense, we haven't really

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learned past tense yet. So we've used it.

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But we haven't really, you

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know, worked on it. So stick

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with president so you can show me what

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you really know. Yeah, but it was funny

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that that one period

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went through and use the board and wrote,

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I had a BS in there and

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fways in there. And it was,

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it was kind of interesting. The other

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thing that vocab was going

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to say with the textbook is,

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nobody goes through life and learns all

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the fruits and vegetables at once.

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That's true. All the reflexive verbs at

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once. Can we not sprinkle them around?

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Because I don't know

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about you, but I always noticed when I

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taught and I had to teach

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all the reflexive verbs,

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which is usually like in chapter one of

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level two, there's 30

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reflexive verbs there. Right.

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Every verb that never was reflexive

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before has now

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automatically turned reflexive.

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Right. That's over-correction. It's

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completely, completely

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normal. Yep. And I would much rather

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just sprinkle the reflexive verbs

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throughout. So my thing with my textbook

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is, and okay, let me tell

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you my two different ways of doing this.

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Last year and the year before, I went

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through, looked at what

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textbook had to teach grammar, culture,

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vocab wise, and wrote my

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CI lesson based off that.

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Never opened the book. The kids never

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opened the book. They never did the next

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activity of the book.

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Yep. Uh-huh. I did it. I wrote culture

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readings that were

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actually in the target language,

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but at their level. In the target

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language. Yes. Why is all

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the culture stuff in English?

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You could write embedded readings,

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describing it, explaining

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it, you know? The kids go,

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I wrote one for the day of the dead last

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week for them to do, right?

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Uh-huh. And it was about 150

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words. And any word that we had not

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covered right next to it

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was in English in parentheses.

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Okay. So that's because sometimes you

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can't, it's just a reading,

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there's no pictures in it. And

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there are words that are specific to that

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culture that just aren't

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going to come up. True. True.

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So I just put them in parentheses right

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next to it. So I don't get the kids

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having to look at the

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glossary and then forget where they were.

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And they go, it was, they

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understood it. And they said it

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was relatively easy. So I just write them

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at the right level for them

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and have them in the target

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language. Now in this textbook, I got in

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trouble. I kind of got out

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of getting in trouble though.

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But the district went to my principal or

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my AP principal and said, he hasn't

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opened the textbook.

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The kids don't have accounts in the

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textbook because it's

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digital. And I'm like,

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I'm teaching from the textbook and I'll

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show like a video, but I

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showed on the whole screen.

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Yeah. You showed on the classroom screen.

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Yeah. And since we do, we

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use formative for all of our,

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you know, work. I just took the questions

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from the textbook and I put them in

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there. Right. So I have

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one consistent place. I teach kids, okay,

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we're going to be going in the

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textbook, go to the textbook.

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Now go to the textbook. Yeah. So

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sometimes the online stuff isn't

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organized very well.

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So students to be able to find it. Yeah.

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So this is what happened. So

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they called me on it and then

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I go, okay. She goes, work with the other

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teacher about how to

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get the counselor. Well,

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ha ha ha. You just set up your counselor.

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I couldn't set up the

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accounts because they hadn't

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turned that feature on for me yet. Oh

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yeah. So I kind of got out of

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that. So now in chapter two,

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what I did is I went through manually

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through every activity and

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picked five out of the textbook

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that I could do that would not derail

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comprehensible input.

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Right. So I did that. And then

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I organized it in a lesson, but this time

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I did not want to, it took

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me way too long to go through

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all the activities and find out which

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ones. I went to my Claude, my AI, and I

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said, are you familiar

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with VOSUS? And he goes, yes, I'm very

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familiar, but I will need you

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to log into your account so I

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can see it. Oh, interesting. Interesting.

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Because it can control

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your browser. If you give it

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permission, it will, you give it one time

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permission for that session

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only. It's not always. Okay.

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And it opens its own browser and it

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clicks around and you can watch it click

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around and move around.

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And it goes through. I said, I need you

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to find five activities that

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are CI based that kids actually

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have to turn in in the textbook because I

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didn't have that last part

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in there and it gave me some

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good CI activities from the book, but the

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kids didn't turn anything

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in. So when the district

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looks, they're not going to see that I

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did anything. Right. You

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want the evidence. Yeah.

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The evidence. So it found them. It picked

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the activities and I

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said, these are the five best

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activities, told me where to find them,

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what page and why they were

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good and what to do with them.

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So I got perfect. I added in all my other

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activities that I normally would do for,

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that I had already created for chapter

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three, my stories, my

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assessments, and I put all of that

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and I said, okay, now I need a 15 day

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plan. I need you to organize

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when I give this, this, this,

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this. When do I give this exit ticket?

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When do I give this warm up? When do I

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give this assessment?

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All that. And I said, I got 90 minute

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sessions. I got 15 days to do

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it. Give it to me. And it did.

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And it told me exactly where to put. Oh,

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I also put in there. I want

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all the textbook activities

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to take less than 10 minutes. Oh yeah.

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Yeah. So I put, so it even

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found, it even found those

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in there. So it saved me a heck of a time

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planning. How many did

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it come up with out of,

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just out of curiosity, like did it come

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up with 10 per unit? Did it

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come up with five per unit?

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I told it, no, I just did it for one

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chapter and I said, I only want five.

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Okay. So it went through.

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So you gave it the parameter of how many?

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Okay. Of how many? You

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can go, you can also do,

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you could say, give me 10 or give me 15.

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And then you can read

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through there and pick which ones,

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but I don't want to spend that kind of

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time because I don't

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want to spend that much time

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in the damn textbook on the textbook.

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Yes, absolutely. So it

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did that. And so we haven't

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started chapter three yet. Chapter three

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will be starting

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right after Thanksgiving.

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But it's all planned. I just got to make

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my PowerPoints, all my

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slide decks in there. Yeah.

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That's all I've got to do. I already have

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everything else already

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organized. I know exactly

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what to do on block one, block two, block

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three, block four, up to

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block 15. So it works really,

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really well. And that's how I kind of

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integrated that textbook in without

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actually having the kids

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crack open the textbook on a regular

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basis. Am I covering

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everything in the textbook? Yes.

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Because I looked at what the grammar was.

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I looked at what the vocab

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was. The vocab is still way too

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big. I think it's like 150 words. I'm

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telling you when they go on

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to second year, third year,

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fourth year, nobody's going to notice

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that they didn't remember.

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Gisantes. Nobody's going to

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remember those. Nobody, they're just

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going to assume it was the

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summer slide and that's why

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students don't know it. It's okay.

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Exactly. If they're solid on just the

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core stuff and they can

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communicate, that's all your colleagues

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are going to notice. And it's funny

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because we've been doing

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the estar verb with feelings and the ones

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that my kids know

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already are happy, sad. Feliz,

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I don't teach Feliz. I always teach

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contento because it's a

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car. Okay. That sounds like

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content. Yeah. But the book has both of

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them to make them

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confused. But so we've got, I teach

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contento. They know, they know because we

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said that the, in my

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story about the kid who

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isn't prepared for the test. He's near

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the also. Okay. So he's

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nervous because the teacher says

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I own pro I own exam in Hawaii and he

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gets nervous. So he starts off being very

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happy because math is

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his favorite class. So that he's my

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little pictures showing him very happy.

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And then the next scene,

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he says, Oh no, there's an exam. And he's

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like, ah, and he's really

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nervous. So then I asked,

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how is he now? He is nervous. And then he

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goes and looks in his

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backpack for his calculator and

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his other supplies. He doesn't have them.

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And so now he's sad. He's

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got a sad face on there.

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But my kids know nervous, happy, sad, and

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angry because I do this.

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So I do that and they always mimic me

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when I do it in Ojado style. I go,

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he's not prepared for class. Esta la

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profezora en Ojada. Oh no. And so, um,

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and I look in the textbook

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those are some of the big adjectives that

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they put in there. So they already are

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knowing some of them.

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Yeah. But I mean, like, what else are

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they, if they need to

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describe, okay, you know,

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maybe at some point you tell them a

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little story about the word for

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embarrassed so they don't

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accidentally say they're pregnant. You

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know, what else do they need?

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You know, the other one is a

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good one is sick. We haven't talked about

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that one sick. Yeah. But

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some of the adjectives I look

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at are like, really? Do we need to go

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down this road? So I really

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would like to do, but I have to

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get my cohort to agree is to go through

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all of the vocab and see he couldn't

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agree to this because

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he uses the textbook exclusively every

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activity in the textbook he

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assigns. But can we agree on

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the top 20 vocabulary, the most frequent

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vocabulary from the textbook

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and that's what we assess on.

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You can go ahead and teach all the rest.

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Yeah, but I would really like

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to be able to do that. We used

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to do that with a CI, even though we use

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a CI textbook, um, at the

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time, what was it called?

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It was the wolf one. It used to be Carol

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Gob and they don't make it anymore. I

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can't remember what it was called.

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So we went through the every unit and as

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a team, we go, let's strike

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this word out. Let's strike

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this word out because some words like

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that's too Mexican. Only

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Mexicans use that word. And then

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they had Lobo and they had, um, like

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those are too close of an animal. Do we

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need to have both of them?

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One dog like animals enough. So we went

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with Lobo and then they

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had another one, a Querbal.

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And I'm like, do they really need to know

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Crow before they know Bird?

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And we were in Vegas. I go,

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so this is where I get with my stuff.

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It's like, if you can

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circumlocate, you don't need to know

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every single word in the whole language.

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You know? So like, like if

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I'm going to tell a story about

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Coyote and I just say black bird, I think

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that's fine. You know?

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Yeah. Yeah. So it had the

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Querbal in there and then my kids all

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knew it because it's

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the name of the liquor.

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It's a brand name. So, um, so they

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already knew that. So we

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just said, we just changed it to

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instead because it's more useful of a

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word. So we'd go through

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every chapter before we taught it

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and we cut out. And this was already

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pretty whittled down because it was a CI

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textbook to begin with.

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But we're just like, that is too

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specific. And I think they didn't use

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Toro. I think they used

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Coyote in that book. And we don't want

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to, Coyote and Lobo in the same thing.

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And Lobo, yeah, those are

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too similar. Yeah, they're too similar.

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And then we took out. They might know

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because of the superhero,

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so they already know it or if it's

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cognate, I'll go ahead and throw it in

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there. But if it's a brand

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new word, then. Well, they had to talk

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about pictures and you

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couldn't even tell the difference

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in the picture between a coyote and a

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Lobo. Oh, yeah. It wasn't differentiated

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enough in the pictures.

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So I'm like, we just didn't. So I would

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love to be able to whittle down and I

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would love all textbook

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out there in the world. Can you please

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stop putting in so much

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vocabulary? There is something

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called a frequency dictionary. When you

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have number word number 2700

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on there, it is not a useful

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word. Do not put it in there. I'm like,

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know the language. 1800 words. The

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average fluent speaker

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has 1800 words that come out of their

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mouth regularly. So if

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it ain't in the first 1800

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words in the frequency dictionary, it

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should be supplemental

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vocabulary and never assessed.

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Yeah, never assessed. I mean, to be fair,

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sometimes my students take our TPRS

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stories off the rail

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and I wind up introducing a very esoteric

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word. But the students

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remember it because it's part

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and again, I don't assess on that word.

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And that's my exception.

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My exception is truthful.

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It either has to be a hilariously funny

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word like lemous is a funny word.

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My Spanish students love el poopy tray.

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Yeah. Love el poopy tray.

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Yep. So, yeah. And I showed them

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it's not a poopy tray. So I drew a

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picture of a tray with a

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stinking pile of poop on it.

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And I put a big X through it. It's not a

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poopy tray. It's a poopy

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tray. But also look at,

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and you can have, okay, my first section

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was the funny words. The other one is

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words that are extremely important to

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your kids. Like you were

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talking about horseback riding,

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or someone, some of the teachers said, my

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kids are rural. They like to hunt fish

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and do that kind of stuff. So hook on a

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line is important to her

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kids. Great. Add that in. That's

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perfectly fine. But they should know it

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should be there. And so

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the same thing with textbooks

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and the frequencies I use also have

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thematic vocabulary.

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They'll go the top 20 food words.

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And if you look at them, almost all of

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them are never in a

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textbook, the actual top 20.

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Because it's funny that they're not like,

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the most common food

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words are not in the textbook,

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that they teach them. So I love, I wish

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they would use that and think about it,

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that anything over that 2000 mark should

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be supplementary,

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recognize only vocabulary.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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I should recognize it because it's not

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actual active vocabulary

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that we are assessing for.

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Yeah. I'm thinking about now, like

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Rialidades Otenico, their

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food unit, I think they were

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trying to prove a point. And they like

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leaned heavily on the is

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this healthy, or is this not

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healthy. And so they started teaching all

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these words like, unless

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my students are training to

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be chefs, they don't need to know some of

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this stuff. My kids don't

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like peas. They do not know

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gi sante. They don't never use that word.

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Yeah. It's like, they

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don't use it. I found one comic

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strip that used it as a joke. Like I, as

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a punchline of a joke, they

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had gi santes in it. So I put up

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that comic strip. But that's the only

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time I've ever like seen it

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in the wild that my students

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will appreciate. You know, I love

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asparagus, but my kids don't like

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asparagus. Yeah. So they don't

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need no aspergos. They just don't need to

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know that. Like, like,

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I've got to teach las gracias.

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And it's like, well, that's fine. But

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like, for, for novice, high

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communication, I want to get them,

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I want to get them to novice high at the

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end of the year. Okay. For

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novice high communication,

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they don't need to be talking about las

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gracias. You know, they

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don't need to be talking about

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lirialis in the tense of in the aspect of

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the grains, you know,

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they don't, they need to say,

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I want pizza for lunch. That's what they

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want to say. And that

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stuff's going to be context aware

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when they look at the back of a label,

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and that they need to look

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and figure it out. They'll be

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able to that's like I tell, I only teach

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Vosotros as recognition. I

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only teach recognition because

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the odds are you are not going to be in

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Spain long enough to know

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enough people to be able to use

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that. And they will say that's true. And

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perfectly they're going to the

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Argentinian version. Oh,

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yes. Yeah. And the thing is, they're

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going to understand you've

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used Eustetus. And then if you

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do stay in Spain long enough, guess what?

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Pick it up. You'll pick

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it up naturally in context.

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So I'm not going to touch, you know, all

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those outliers. I don't

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teach a kill either. It comes

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up. Yes. Yes. We have it's a hard

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concept. And it's also fluctuates

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depending on who's speaking,

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because some people think is the other

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end of the room. Something

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gets the other end of the street.

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And something gets the other end of town.

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That's way the heck over there. Yeah. So

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I always translate it as way over there.

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Yeah, me too. And then I read the book.

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What's book? It's Green Eggs and Ham in

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Spanish. Oh, they use it.

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Okay. It's used in there. Okay.

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I'll read that just for fun. But I just

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want to know this and that.

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Yeah. They can, they'll pick

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a kale when it's used, but it's not used

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that often to where it's

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key vocabulary. Yeah. Yeah.

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So I just want them to get this and that.

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So we are over one hour and 17 minutes.

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Even with just the two of us, we go over.

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We do. We do. We do. But I

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think it was a good discussion.

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And I think that for many of us who live

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in a hybrid, because in

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California, they can tell you

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what to teach. They can't tell you how to

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teach it. Yes. And so many of

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us are in hybrid departments,

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and we do need to find a way to work with

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our colleagues and make

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those compromises. And I

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will give my recommendation fall back to

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ACTFUL and your state standards to

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justify. So he wants

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grammar tests. I'm like, show me in the

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standards where we assess grammar. If

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it's in the standards,

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I'll do it. And he can't because it's not

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there. Right. So it helps

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you reframe. Is it okay that

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he gives grammar quizzes? Absolutely. He

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can do it to his heart

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content. But don't make me do it.

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He might be really good at teaching

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grammar. Yeah. Because it's

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not in the standards. I mean,

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I love grammar, but my kids don't. And

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they don't need it. My kids

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were asking me the difference

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between a noun and an adjective and an

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adverb the other day. They

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don't even know it in English.

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They don't. Yeah, that's a problem. But

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they're fluent English speakers.

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Yeah. But they're fluent English

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speakers. Do you need to know the parts

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of a car to be able to

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drive it? No, you do not. And you don't

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need to know the parts of the

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language to be able to speak

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so an act will finally recognize this and

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the AP College Board has finally

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recognized this and took

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those finally out. Yep. So that's kind of

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my defense is always

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going back to act full

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and using that even though I don't like

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the actual groupings. I like

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the European framework much.

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I like the C for a better the CEFR. Yeah.

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The ABC. It's much easier

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to understand. There's only

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two. It's much easier. Yeah. I don't know

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why actful goes all

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the way to distinguished

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because many native speakers are

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distinguished. When I when

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I took my Japanese test way,

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way back a hundred million years ago, I

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deliberately sat down

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and learned words for the

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general theory of relativity, which I

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can't describe in English,

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but I just sprinkled them in

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and got like really high ratings.

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Oh, that's so funny. Yeah. But that just

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shows also the

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fallacy of the exam itself.

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Yeah. If you can do that by just

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sprinkling in some high

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words in there, that doesn't that

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does. It doesn't tell you anything. Yeah.

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This is something else that

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I like. And I talked about

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with Bill Van Patten. It's your it should

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be your sustained level of

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ability, what you can sustain.

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Having a great AP word used right up

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here, but then going back

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down to this level of words,

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that's not a sustained level. And I'll

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say one last thing

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about grading that I do.

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I don't like retakes. I don't like them.

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But I look for trends. So I look for

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where their sustained

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ability is. So that takes out the top

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outliers that are high or

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low. I want to see where they're

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consistently performing at over a period

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of time. And it obviously

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should be an upward trend.

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But I want to see where they are able to

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sustain that. Not where they can have

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peak little moments, kind of like the

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opposite of sundowning

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for people with Alzheimer's,

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where they can have peaks of clarity and

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all of a sudden go right back down again.

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This burst of brilliance and then they're

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back to normal. Yeah.

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It needs to be a consistent level. And so

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and I think Actful has way

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too many levels. And I think

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the the intermediate, it's too long for

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them. Kids don't realize

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that they're growing in the

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intermediate because it takes a long time

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to get out of there. Yeah,

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they feel like they've hit a

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plateau. Yeah. And it's not

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differentiated enough within

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intermediate, low, mid and high

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to where they can really see that growth

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where I think A1, A2, B1,

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B2, C1, C2 really does hit it

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a lot better. Yeah, I agree. I agree. Any

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parting thoughts? Yeah,

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I've got two parting thoughts.

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First of all, because my district is

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like, we can see where it's going.

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They're going to be saying

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everybody's got a March lockstep. Look,

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when I have two Spanish one

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classes, I don't this year

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because I had to take on an English

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class. So all my classes

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are like 35 students and more.

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When I have two Spanish classes, they're

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not on the same level. When

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I have two French classes,

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they're not on the same level. When I

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have two Japanese class, they're like,

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classroom dynamics are going to dictate

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how fast or how slow you go.

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Absolutely. I think it's wrong

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for us to say everybody has to be at

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exactly the same pace across teachers,

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because even with one

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teacher, they're not going to be at the

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same pace. And the second

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thing I'll say is when you're

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in the department, you all have the same

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goal. Just keep focusing on

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that goal. Nobody's right.

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Nobody's wrong. You have your way of

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doing things and you're

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really good at the way you do it.

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Your colleague who's been teaching for 40

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years is probably really

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good at what he does. So just

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keep focusing on the goal. What do you

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want your students to be able

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to do with the language when

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all is said and done? And then you'll be

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able to come up with lots

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of agreement. Yeah, I agree.

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100%. So with that, everybody, we have

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just finished episode 46.

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Thanks for spending your

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Sunday thinking through department

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dynamics with two people

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who have absolutely had that

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awkward common final conversation.

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Pamela, thank you as always for keeping

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this conversation honest.

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And for never letting either of us get

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too comfortable on our soapboxes.

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So if you need a language for advocating

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for your approach

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without starting a fight,

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a few ideas for making CI fit the

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curriculum you've been handed, or just

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proof that you're not the

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only one navigating this, you got it

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today. Subscribe, leave a

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us live on YouTube or find

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Comprehend THIS!
Real talk for real language teachers—because comprehension isn't optional.
Welcome to Comprehend THIS!, the podcast for language teachers who are tired of the same old textbook chatter and want the real talk instead.

Every episode is like pulling up a chair in the copy room or leaning on the hallway wall at your favorite conference — except it’s not awkward, the coffee’s better (yours, not mine), and nobody’s grading you.

Host Scott Benedict sits down with 1–2 guests — teachers, trainers, authors, CI rebels — to swap stories about what actually works in a comprehension-based classroom.

We talk the good, the weird, the messy middle — first wins, facepalms, reading that actually sticks, grammar without drills, surviving department side-eyes, grading for real proficiency (without losing your mind), and everything in between.

It’s casual. It’s honest. It’s LIVE — so you get all the “did they just say that?” moments, unfiltered.

Pull up your favorite mug. Laugh, nod along, steal an idea or two for Monday, and remember: you’re not the only one doing it different — and doing it better.

Watch LIVE: Sunday mornings at 8am Pacific / 11am Eastern, on YouTube at youtube.com/@immediateimmersion — or listen soon after on your favorite podcast app.

Comprehend THIS! — Real talk for real teachers. Ditch the drills. Trust the process. Stay human.

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Scott Benedict

Scott Benedict has been teaching Spanish since 2001—which means he’s survived more textbook adoptions, curriculum rewrites, and “revolutionary” teaching fads than he cares to count. He runs Immediate Immersion and hosts the Comprehend THIS! Podcast, where he tells the truth about teaching with comprehensible input: the good, the bad, and the “did that student just say tengo queso again?”

After two decades in the classroom, Scott knows what actually works (spoiler: not conjugation charts) and isn’t afraid to say it out loud. On the podcast, he dives into CI strategies, teacher survival hacks, and the occasional story that will make you question your career choices—but in a good way.

When he’s not recording or coaching teachers, you’ll find him traveling, taking photos, or wandering yet another zoo because apparently, one giraffe enclosure is never enough.

Comprehend THIS! is equal parts professional growth and comic relief—because let’s be honest, if we don’t laugh about teaching, we’ll cry.